Fri 12/27 @ 9PM
Parma scrapmetalists Schnauzer are back to wreck another holiday.
You may remember they tore up the Yorktown Lanes’ Inferno Lounge in their Parma backyard the evening before Thanksgiving.
They’re back to dowse your holiday cheer with a dose of … well, let THEM tell it: “CRUSHINGLY heavy riffs, sloppy blast beats, RIDICULOUS subject matter, insane vocals and always witty lyrics … an ear pummeling experience and not very pleasant to listen to.”
They call their annual show at Pat’s in the Flats “The Worst Noel.” They’ll share the bill with Doktor Bitch and Punching Moses, both of whom sound very unpleasant as well. Punching Moses claims to have been voted “most unlistenable” by an unnamed Cleveland publication.
And it’s free so you can afford more of those basic beers Pat’s is known for. You’ll need to go over to West 25th if you want something fancy. But you wouldn’t get such a good ear-pummeling up there.